Miracle hair restoration treatments

Has anyone else noticed these hair restoration treatments advertised on TV? I mean the one's that not only restore hair but make you taller, skinnier, well-built, and also somehow give you a permanent tan. It doesn't stop there though, you also have an increases sex drive and become instantly irresistible to the opposite sex. They usually come with a complimentary ski-mobile too. It almost makes me wish I was balding.